Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Saturday, October 11, 2008

From Confederate Yankee...

Democratic state senator and staunch Barack Obama supporter Hollis French of Alaska boasted in early September that he would provide an "October Surprise" which would upset the McCain-Palin campaign. Indeed, he originally planned to time it for October 31, four days before the election, for maximum impact, until
other legislators forced him to abandon that particular strategy.

Today, however, in an episode of political theater that would make Josef Stalin blush, French gave it his very best shot: The investigator he hired and directed, Steve Branchflower, has labored mightily and given birth to a bloated and redundant 263-page report which boils down, for purposes of the ongoing presidential campaign, to two paragraphs that completely contradict one another. And the one of them that's unfavorable ignores the most important — indeed conclusive — evidence on point, but goes on to provide Branchflower's guess as to whether Gov. Palin has done anything improper.

Please understand this, if you take nothing else away from reading this post: The Branchflower Report is a series of guess and insupportable conclusions drawn by exactly one guy, and it hasn't been approved or adopted or endorsed by so much as a single sub-committee of the Alaska Legislature, much less any kind of commission, court, jury, or other proper adjudicatory body. It contains no new bombshells in terms of factual revelations. Rather, it's just Steve Branchflower's opinion — after being hired and directed by one of Gov. Palin's most vocal opponents and one of Alaska's staunchest Obama supporters — that he thinks Gov. Palin had, at worst, mixed motives for an action that even Branchflower admits she unquestionably had both (a) the complete right to perform and (b) other very good reasons to perform.


All that work, and they get this. At least they get a few headlines out of it.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

From Jim Treacher...

Some possible questions from Gwen Ifill, so totally not invested in Barack Obama's victory and impartial moderator of Thursdays Veep Debate:

http://jimtreacher.com/archives/001643.html

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I Note that Matt Damon...

...A guy who once did a movie about being a Siamese Twin...says that Sarah Palin's candidacy is like 'a bad Disney movie.'


Really? 'Cause I never caught the Geena Davis show. Did it suck as bad as people said?



I Noticed on MSN This Morning

That the headline read: Obama attacked over 'lipstick' remark, or some such triviality.

Because, of course, the whole issue here is that Obama is attacked, not that he might have called a woman a pig (How did Michelle ever resist this smooth-talking man and his many charming phrases?) and compared a senior citizen to an old fish.

Thanks, Matthews/Olbermann/Et al.

UPDATERY: Never throw your opponent a life preserver when he's drowning:

Barack Obama responded Wednesday to the John McCain campaign's call for an apology concerning his "lipstick on a pig" remarks, by calling the controversy "phony and foolish" and defending it as an "innocent remark" that was taken out of context.

Obama said his comment was meant to compare the policies of McCain to those of President Bush, and was in no way a reference to Republican vice presidential Sarah Palin.

Obama accused the McCain campaign of "lies and phony outrage” and "Swift-boat politics." He said the "made-up controversy" was "cat nip for the news media."

Someone should tell him that a good, "Huh. Whatever," would go over tons better. On second thought, don't. I love watching them flail.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What An Awesome Story

Pictures included. Touching stuff.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_090908/content/01125113.guest.html

Ah, Front Page News

It seems that Sarah Palin spent too much money while Governor of Alaska. How do I know? The WaPo says so. She spent $122,970 in travel expenses in her first nine months. Extrapolated to a year, it ends up being $164,000 or so.

Frank Murkowski spent, during his term, $525K, $255K, $217K, and $275K. Tony Knowles, his Democrat predecessor, spent $278K and $210K in his last two years in office.

She's really fleecin' 'em, huh?

Saturday, September 6, 2008

With a Big Doff O' The Cap...

I link to you Conservative Belle, who chimes in with zingers to Jamie Franks Jr.:

http://conservativebelle.blogspot.com/

Its amazing how in a week Obama and his surrogates have taken to comparing a VP candidate to their standard-bearer and Messiah. John McCain's qualifications are now unassailable.

Dare I say it: Mission Accomplished.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

You Know the Media Coverage is Bad...

When a cokehead of questionable sexuality notices it:

"I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place," Lohan writes. "It's distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences."

Were that we all as wise as Lindsay Lohan.

The Scumbag Checklist

The List May or May Not Be Complete

1) Start rumor about a baby with Down Syndrome? Check.

2) Make fun of a pregnant teenager? Check.

3) Release a person's Social Security number? Check.

http://www.redstate.com/diaries/redstate/2008/sep/02/breaking-democrats-release-sarah-palins-soc/

I fully expect an Obama complete denial in 3, 2, 1...

Let Me Get This Straight (Part Next)

Barry Messiah was a member of a black nationalist church for 20 years. During that time he gave thousands of dollars to this church, where the pastor asked God to "damn America," called this country "the United States of KKK," referred to Italians as "garlic noses," and said 9/11 was "chickens coming home to roost." These, of course, are just the greatest hits of Trinity United Church of Christ.

None of this, I have been told, is relevant to whether or not he is fit to be president.

Sarah Palin sent a video address to a bunch of goofball types in Alaska and it is supposed to be a huge controversy.

Nope, no media bias here. Its just strange to me that the Palin family has recieved more scrutiny in the last half-week than Barry Messiah has in the last year.

Let Me Get This Straight

Obsecenely Wealthy Presidential Candidate Knocks Up Campaign Staffer While Wife Fights Cancer, Gives Her Hush Money, Visits Her and Child In Ritzy Hotel, Skirts Her Off to Virgin Islands (resist...urge...to...make...joke...), His Buddy Claims Fatherhood:

Not a story.

Vice-Presidential Candidates Daughter Pregnant, Will Keep Child and Marry Boyfriend:

Three stories on the front page of the New York Times.

It makes perfect sense. In Bizarro World.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

He Speaks Again

Did I mention that the Democrat party making Jamie Franks Jr. its state chairman was made of awesome?

On Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's experince in this mornings Clarion-Ledger:

"(McCain) wants voters to elect a former part-time mayor of a town of 6,715 people - a person with absolutely no foreign policy and national security experience - to be a heartbeat away from the presidency," he said. He said Sen. Joe Biden, Obama's running mate, has much more foreign policy experience.

Yet just one year ago, we were asked to elect a back-benching, do-nothing, self-aggrandizing, Osama-suing state legislator with no experience as an executive (or even experience in the state senate!) to the office of Lt. Governor. (Does anyone outside of Mooreville-Mr. Franks hometown-know that its not even an incorporated village? It's an unorganized community! You're bashing a woman for being from small-town America and you live there!) And now they're asking us to elect a part-time Senator and full-time Media Celebrity President.

Left unmentioned is the fact that Sarah Palin, as a mayor and governor of Alaska, has more executive experience than Barry or Plugs Biden. The foreign policy jab is hilarious-yeah, let's have that debate. Let's debate Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience when compared to, say, the top of the Democrat ticket. Unless throngs of screaming Germans is your litmus test of foreign policy experience, we can have that debate all day long.