You Always Knew His Middle Name Stared With 'H'

But I bet you didn't know it was "humility:"

http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/13021.htm

Change You Can Believe In

Arts and Crafts Time (Change Edition)!

"My church is not particularly controversial."

"I can no more disown him than my white grandmother."

"That's not the Jeremiah Wright I knew."

"I would (meet without preconditions). And the reason is this, that the notion that somehow not talking to countries is punishment to them — which has been the guiding diplomatic principle of this administration — is ridiculous."
"But what I also said was that there is a difference between meeting without preconditions and meeting without preparation."

"Renegotiate NAFTA."
"I've always been an advocate of free trade."

"The DC gun ban is constitutional."
"I support the Supreme Courts' decision overturning the DC gun ban."

"I am not against all wars..."
"My position is not that far removed from the President at this point."
"Under my plan we will remove all troops from Iraq within 16 months."
"I will of course take the advice of the commanders on the ground into account."

"...one of General Petraeus's responsibilities is not to think about how could we be using some of that $10 billion a month to shore up a U.S. economy that is really hurting right now?"
"Q: If you had to do it over again, knowing what you know now, would you support the surge?
A: No, because, keep in mind that…
Q: You wouldn’t?
A: Keep in mind… These kinds of hypotheticals are very difficult. Hindsight is 20/20. But I think that, what I’m absolutely convinced of, is that at that time we had to change the political debate because the view of the Bush administration at that time was one that I just disagreed with."
Coming Soon:


"That's not the Campaign Plane I knew."

Dems And Religious Outreach

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3141729/

… Palmer is first vice chair of the Durham County Democratic Party. Johnson resigned her positions as third vice-chair of the Durham County Democratic Party and vice-chair of the Young Democrats following her arrest …

You know you're not in tune with religious voters when...

A woman claiming to represent the Church of Satan said Craig and Johnson aren't members and denounced the allegations against them. "Our church is, without exception, against all illegal acts. Our dogma is clear and concise on the issue of sexual abuse and crime in general: If you do it, you can be excommunicated," Ygraine Mitchell wrote in an e-mail to WRAL.

Trinity Church....

I believe you will find Mrs. Dunham and the Rev. Wright under there.

As has been said many times about the Secular Messiah: No greater love hath a man for himself than to lay down his friends life for his political future.

The Text of Robert Byrds' Endorsement of O'Bama

A Parody of the Conscience of the Senate.

WASHINGTON, DC-89 year old Senator Robert C. Byrd, D-W.Va., the longest-serving Senator in US history and former Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan, today announced his endorsement of Senator Patrick O'bama for the Democratic nomination for President. Senator Byrd’s statement follows:

"As people all across this great nation know, I have been one of the most outspoken opponents of the Bush Administration’s misguided war in Iraq and its saber rattling around the globe, when we should be worried about the threat of miscegenation here at home. People tell me that there's actually one running for president, but I can't believe anyone would vote for someone like that."

"With the Bush Administration's latest request to fund this on-going war in Iraq without any attempt to start bringing our troops home, the issue of the upcoming presidential contest has been weighing heavily on my heart. Just imagine, as well, all of the money that has been spent on those lesser races in the Middle East that could have been spent here. The loss of life continues and the sons and daughters of tens of thousands of American families remain in harm’s way every day, some of them even white."

"This Democratic primary campaign has been tough and competitive. I had no intention of involving myself in the Democratic campaign for President in the midst of West Virginia's primary election. But the stakes this November could not be higher, and besides, that crazy broad is married to a man they called the first black president. How could I support such a woman? She should go back to cooking and find her a nice white man who acts white."

"After a great deal of thought, consideration and prayer over the situation in Iraq, I have decided that, as a superdelegate to the Democratic National Convention, I will cast my vote for Senator Patrick O'bama for President. Both Senators Clinton and O'bama are extraordinary individuals, whose integrity, honor, love for this country and strong belief in our Constitution I deeply respect, especially the parts that guarantee that the laws of segregation are still legal."

"I believe that Patrick O'bama is a shining young statesman, who possesses the personal temperament and courage necessary to extricate our country from this costly misadventure in Iraq, and to lead our nation at this challenging time in history. Patrick O'bama is a noble-hearted Irish American patriot and humble Christian, who assures me that he's not a dirty Papist, and he has my full faith and support."

Well, First the White Male...

Now he's working on the Feminists.

Any other identity groups you want to tick off, Barry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juy9NwI8_i0

In other Barry Messiah news: He's making a pitch for the Evangelical vote. Remember Mike Huckabee's 'subtle cross' ad? Check this one out:

http://race42008.com/2008/05/12/barack-obamas-pitch-in-kentucky/

Wow, imagine the pandering accusations if the press were interested in this?