Obsecenely Wealthy Presidential Candidate Knocks Up Campaign Staffer While Wife Fights Cancer, Gives Her Hush Money, Visits Her and Child In Ritzy Hotel, Skirts Her Off to Virgin Islands (resist...urge...to...make...joke...), His Buddy Claims Fatherhood:
Not a story.
Vice-Presidential Candidates Daughter Pregnant, Will Keep Child and Marry Boyfriend:
Three stories on the front page of the New York Times.
It makes perfect sense. In Bizarro World.