Vera Baker.

Who is Vera Baker? Listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUZwnBhRds

Things that make you go...hmmm. I'd say this was out of character for Obama, but after you've been made out to be a strange combination of Jesus Christ, Dr. Phil and Superman, it's hard not to think that you might engage in something of that nature.

But then again, I bet Michelle can get old quick.

Be Afraid, Todd Palin

From Drudge today:

"I come from Arkansas, I get why she's hot out there," Clinton said.

Thankfully, President Clinton added: "Why she's doing well."

Bill has caught the scent, Todd. You're gonna need the moose-shot for this one. You could stop John Edwards or a Kennedy with the smaller ammo. But when Bill is on the prowl, you don't take chances.

The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

Reille Hunter's family says, "Take the paternity test, Johnny."

What a bad weekend for the Stone Cold Pimp. Brett Favre, the Olympics, Russia starting a war with one of our allies...and you still get more attention than you wanted.

That's How You Bury A Story, Johnny!

Johnny Reed Edwards, multimillionaire trial lawyer, former US Senator, Ken Doll, Breck Girl and...Stone Cold Pimp...came clean today, admitting he'd fooled around with a former campaign videographer. (But he didn't love her. The love of a pimp is different than the love of a square, alas.)

And what a day to do it, with the Olympics opening and Russia deciding that despite having 1/5 of the world's territory it needed just a little more.

Look at it this way, Johnny: it could be worse. You could be on vacation in Hawaii instead of keeping abreast of world events, especially when a US ally has been attacked.

(Unfair? Yeah, but I've had to listen to all of the Crawford stuff for the last eight years. A little preview for you lefties if your guy does win).

Edited to add: And the day after the Favre trade! It's like the perfect storm of news for the Stone Cold Pimp.

Since Andy Taggart Started It

Here's another thing GWB is responsible for, Andy: John Edwards' love child.*

Mr. Rove wants us to pass this along: Shampoo When Wet Cleans Hair. This is all.

* Alleged. He is a lawyer after all.

Because When Disaster Hits

The first thing I always think of is, "Where am I going to meet the next Ms. Right Now?"

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2325749,00.html