Who Ever Could Have Imagined

That the most powerful man in the world was not the president, but the guy who loads his teleprompter? Seriously, in eight years, did George W. Bush read the wrong speech to the Irish Prime Minister, and thank himself for giving a dinner? Or make a retard joke on Leno?

We have elected a mountebank for a president. Arrogant, brash and uncouth. A moron with a gift for reading whatevers put in front of him. We elected Ron Burgundy president.

Somehow, you know this is going to end in "Go F*&% yourself, San Diego."

We Are Not A Cult, Currency Edition

Since Obama doesn't look like the presidents on the currency, let's put him on a coin:

http://www.birminghampost.net/birmingham-business/birmingham-business-news/business-entrepreneurship/2008/09/16/birmingham-firm-strikes-barack-obama-presidential-coin-65233-21832869/

I Almost Forgot...

I have to correct Charlie Mitchell about something he wrote in his column a few days ago.

In it, he says that George Bush used the term strategery. It's not true (I read it on Wiki!). George Bush wasn't the first to use the word. It wasn't used by a real president, but a fake one.

You know, the kind that does outrageously stupid things.