Who Ever Could Have Imagined

That the most powerful man in the world was not the president, but the guy who loads his teleprompter? Seriously, in eight years, did George W. Bush read the wrong speech to the Irish Prime Minister, and thank himself for giving a dinner? Or make a retard joke on Leno?

We have elected a mountebank for a president. Arrogant, brash and uncouth. A moron with a gift for reading whatevers put in front of him. We elected Ron Burgundy president.

Somehow, you know this is going to end in "Go F*&% yourself, San Diego."

Marty Russell, Comedian

Today Marty Russell says that John McCain is old. Cue the laugh track.

McCain may not respond to your e-mails! Just like his grandma! He's ancient! Hahahahaha!

Because Obama always personally responds to e-mails...as long as Scarlett Johanssen or Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel is writing them.

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/06/scarlett_obamas_email_pen_pal.php

(Barry is over in the corner begging that nobody tell Michelle.)



You know what's funny? McCain is actually pretty good with a BlackBerry from what I've read. Don't tell Marty, though-that's just not funny enough for that regular Will Ferrell over on Green Street.