Thursday, February 21, 2008

For those of you who have to Prosecute Family (or People Who are Close Like That)....

The Theme From "All in the Family"

Boy, the way Conway Twitty played.
Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!
Didn't need no oversight from the state.
Everybody paid his weight!
Gee, our old legal fees ran great.
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then!
Lawyers were lawyers and friends were friends.
Mister, we could use an auditor like Patterson again.
People seemed to be content.
Ten thousand bucks bought the trail.
Defendants had no reason to smile.
Those were the days!
Take a little Sunday spin,
go to watch the Scruggs boys win.
Have yourself a dandy day cheating insurance men.
Trials were short and mullets were long.
So what if Bobby sold verdicts for a song?
I don't know just what went wrong!
Those Were the Days!

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