And because, frankly, I love Animal House.
Jamie: [to Client, while high] Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. [Client nods] This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--
Client: Could be one little tiny universe.
Jamie: Could I buy some pot from you?
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Billy McCoy: We now consecrate the bond of obedience. Assume the position.
[Hits Jamie with a paddle]
Jamie: Thank you, sir. May I have another?
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Billy McCoy: There is a little-known codicil in the Mississippi constitution which gives the Speaker unlimited power to preserve order in time of capital emergency. Find me a way to revoke Bryant's election. You live next door. Put Hood on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right? [Jamie nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.
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Steve Guyton: Have you seen Tate?
Gloria Williamson: He disappeared when we got here. He's probably upstairs talking to Phil.
Steve Guyton: No doubt.
Gloria: [to Larry] They're well-known homosexuals.
Steve: Have another beer, Corey. She's just kidding.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
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