Thursday, October 18, 2007

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You...

From the award winning team* that brought you such laugh riots as Beef Plant Fiasco and Osama Yo Mamma, comes the next great comedy hit of the season...

Jamie Franks: Bill? I need to see you right away. It's important.
Bill Wheeler: [Walking into Jamie's office] What's going on?
Jamie Franks: [sighs] We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's funeral season, kid!

Funeral Crashers!

Jamie Franks: I've got us down for 17 of them already.

They came, they saw...they crashed.

Jamie Franks: How many times you gonna do this bullshit? Rule #32: never ask someone if they're a relative unless you're absolutely positive they aren't immediate family.
Bill Wheeler: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree, that was your mistake, you just made me look like an idiot.
Jamie Franks: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

Running for office means sometimes stretching the truth.

Jamie Franks: I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.

David Hampton calls it a 'laugh out loud tour de force through the dark underworld of uninvited funeral guests.'

Jim Hood: I notice you haven't even touched your food.
Son: I don't eat meat or fish.
Jamie Franks: He's a homo.

Bobby Harrison says 'It defines the plight of the poor working Mississippian and their deaths...and it's hilarious!'

Billy McCoy: Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! What a loser!
[sarcastically imitating dead boyfriend]
Billy McCoy: "Hey, I'm hang-gliding! Aaaahhh! Take a picture, honey, I'm dead!

Marty Russell calls it 'an artistic masterpiece outlining the sinister plans of the radical right!'

Son: Yeah, Dad - Dad always thought I would be a political liability...
[getting angry]
Son: in case he ever ran for Governor.
Father: Now, now son. Truth be told, polling shows that most Mississippians would ultimately empathize with our situation.
Son: [sharply, raising his voice] What IS our situation, Dad?
Jamie Franks: You're a homo.

Funeral Crashers...coming soon to a ballot box near you!

Jamie Franks: You better lock it up.
Bill Wheeler: No, you lock it up!
Jamie Franks: You lock it up!
Bill Wheeler: You lock it up!
Jamie Franks: You lock it up!
Bill Wheeler: Lock it up!

(Yeah, a graveyard is sacred...but the funeral? That's fair game!)

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