Sunday, July 29, 2007

Casting Call

So I'm writing a screenplay. It's called, "Stinkin' Danged: The Jeremy Martin Story." Here's my picks for the cast.





LUKE WILSON (Old School, Rushmore) as Jeremy Martin





FRED THOMPSON (Law & Order) as Steve Holland (Sorry, Fred).





WILL FERRELL (Anchorman, Old School) as Bill Wheeler











KURTWOOD SMITH (Robocop, That '70s Show)(and a hairpiece) as Speaker Billy McCoy.





TIM ROBBINS (Shawshank Redemption, Mystic River) as Jim Hood







DEBORAH RUSH (American Wedding) as Amy Tuck





MORGAN FREEMAN (Batman Begins, Bruce Almighty) as George Flaggs





BRUCE MCGILL (McGyver, Cinderella Man) as Haley Barbour








And, Our Boy Himself: JEREMY PIVEN (Old School, Entourage) as Jamie Franks Jr.








CAMEOS BY:















KATE BECKINSDALE





VINCE VAUGHN















DONALD SUTHERLAND





JON FAVREAU







JERRY O'CONNELL



AND FEATURING STACY KEACH AS JOHNNY GREEN












It's sure to be a hit.

3 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Actually, Danny DiVito would be a better choice for Steve Holland, than Fred Thompson.

The Commander said...

I just can't see an Italian midget playing Holland. Thompson would have to break out of his typecasting and be bombastic, but DeVito screams "Little Italy" every time he speaks.

If only John Candy were still with us.