Today Marty Russell says that John McCain is old. Cue the laugh track.
McCain may not respond to your e-mails! Just like his grandma! He's ancient! Hahahahaha!
Because Obama always personally responds to e-mails...as long as Scarlett Johanssen or Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel is writing them.
(Barry is over in the corner begging that nobody tell Michelle.)
You know what's funny? McCain is actually pretty good with a BlackBerry from what I've read. Don't tell Marty, though-that's just not funny enough for that regular Will Ferrell over on Green Street.