Like giving the Queen of England (not Great Britain or the UK, apparently) an IPod with your own speeches on it.
On the other hand, nothing seems more craven than a bow this deep to the Saudi King:
You know, someone related a story to me recently. The first time the Kennedys met the British monarch, Jackie asked the Chief of Protocol (which the Obamas didn't even know existed) if she should curtsey to the Queen. He replied no, that spouses and heads of state do not curtsey to heads of state. Several years later, after the assassination, she met the Queen again, and did curtsey. Her response was, "I'm no longer the spouse of a head of state."
Over their heads much? Yeah. Clueless bumbling amateurs.