Wednesday, January 28, 2009

All The News That's Fit to Sip Lattes To

I opened up the Daily Journal website and it seems that Starbucks, which charges unreasonable prices for coffee and then gives it strange names, has decided to cut costs (since, after all, in this economy, $4 for a coffee is a luxury).

Yes, it sucks for anyone who works at Starbucks. But somebody should have seen this coming.

The big question is, why is this worthy of an update along with the Stimulus, a cigarette tax hike, and the oddity that is a deer going through a Pizza Hut window?

Because it will cause a disruption in the lifestyles of the Daily Journal staff! They might have to go into a convenience store to get coffee with the unwashed masses. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a real economic tragedy.

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