Maybe Joe Biden, after the week he's had, can simply fill in for both candidates.
Seriously, Plugs needs to figure it out. First he's for coal in Virginia, then against it in Pennsylvania (shouldn't he maybe remember, since he was born in Scranton-what, haven't you heard?-that coal is big in Western PA?). Then the Obama ads on McCain's age and injuries were terrible. Then there was his helicopter adventure in Afghanistan that wasn't. Then there was his meanderings about President Roosevelt (1933-45) going on TV in 1929 (when TV wasn't commercially available).
Thanks for putting Plugs in there, Barry.