Change You Can't Make Up

The Secular Messiah determines that 'limited' drilling offshore is on the table. Of course, he's always been in favor of drilling. Drilling will open up our own oil supplies, reduce the price of oil, put a dent into our dependence on foreign oil, and help reign in speculation. All of this is undebateable.

"The Republicans and the oil companies have been really beating the drums on drilling...And so we don't want gridlock. We want to get something done."

How very big of you-it's not your fault that you had to break even slightly with the only thing that resembles a religion amongst the left these days. If you'll remember, drilling wouldn't do anything to save people money because it wouldn't produce any oil for five years. We should have invested in all those green energy sources, driven less, and made sure our tires were inflated.

But I must be mis-remembering things. Barry Messiah has always been in favor of drilling. Even as Oceania is still at war with Eastasia.

Thanks to Jeff Emmanuel at Redstate.