Casting Call!

So, with the selection process coming to a close-or being pushed that way by the media-what's say we go ahead and cast this years' candidates in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House?

Will Smith as Barry Messiah:


Theresa Randle as Michelle Obama:


Bill Cobbs as Jeremiah Wright:


Amy Poehler (who else?) as Hill-Rod:


Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton:


Clark Gregg as Mike Huckabee:


Bruce Campbell (and Bruce Campbell's Chin!) as Mitt Romney:


Tom Cruise as John Edwards:


Ian McDiarmid as Ron Paul:


James Woods as Rudy Giuliani:


Jeff Bridges as Joe Biden:


George Lopez as Bill Richardson:


Ron Perlman as Mike Gravel:


Dylan Baker as Sam Brownback:


Fred Thompson as...Fred Thompson:


And, of course, as John McCain, Michael Hogan, who pretty much plays John McCain on Battlestar Galactica (tortured by enemies, hot wife, third-generation military):