Wednesday, April 23, 2008
When I Awoke This Morning
I lay in bed, vainly hitting the alarm's snooze button, clinging bitterly to my Bible in my right hand and my .357 in the left, and gleefully smiling at the thought that the Democratic party process has continued to bless us with weeks-hopefully months-more of the unintentional comedy that is Senators Barry Messiah and Hilary! Clinton. Thank you, Pennsylvania. I shall eat Quaker Oats this evening in your honor.