Tuesday, April 15, 2008

True Patriotism


Apparently, the definition of 'true patriotism' is now: When getting your butt handed to you in the polls because people are starting to think you're an out of touch snob, it's true patriotism to finally show that you love America-unlike, say, your spiritual guru.

Thankfully, for Barry Messiah, he was handed it by a veteran, so it doesn't mean he actually, you know, want to win in Iraq or anything. That would just be, I don't know...distracting.

A little late even to fool the rubes who are clinging to John Wayne and Jesus, though, don't you think?

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