Signs, Signs

With Sincerest Apologies to both the Five Man Electrical Band and Tesla...

And the sign says "Dirty Moneychanging Republicans Need Not Apply"
So I put my Reagan biography under my arm and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took the book out, I said "Imagine that, huh, me campaigning for you"

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Messin' up the electorate, breakin' my mind
Vote for this, don't for that, you can't keep the signs

And the sign says "Anyone running against Jamie will be jailed on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a Jamie sign, but to kick Jeremy's down
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of clown

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Messin' up the electorate, breakin' my mind
Take this one, don't take that, you can't keep the signs

Oh, say now mister, can't you read
You got to have a spotless Democrat record to get a seat
You can't run, no you can't vote, you ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside"

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Messin' up the electorate, breakin' my mind
Vote Haley in, vote Steve out, you can't keep the sign

And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, remember to pay"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own campaign sign
I said, "Thank you Hood for looking out for me, but I was doin just fine"

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Messin' up the electorate, breakin' my mind
Steal this, then burn that, you can't keep the sign

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Messin' up the electorate, breakin' my mind
Deny this, deny that, you can't keep the sign