I'm proud to say that after two months we've had over 2600 visits to our site (and I think that most of them don't work in the Central Office at Lee County Schools-hi there, those of you who do spend your days on College View Drive! Now get back to work, you slackers! That's my tax dollars you're wasting!), and we've only had one person who didn't get the funny. Because here at the Tank, we like to show you the funny.
And we just can't have that, Yaw Yaw. Can't have it at all. Ease up on the caffine; it'll kill you. Seriously, though, it's been awesome having Paul Gallo plug us, get put on Magnolia Report, and have a candidate for public office leave us a love letter in the comments section. I wish more candidates would stop in and drop us a line. It takes a real man to send an indignant rambling rant to a website that's mentioned his name one time. We wish more real men were out there. After all, there's only so much Jamie Franks Jr humor that we can pull.
Well, not really, but you get the point. We spend our days getting laughs off of him. I can't tell you how often me and my buddies have gotten a night of laughs with me regaling them with tales of late-night sign stealing and burning parties, suing school districts, old people and small businesses, threats of burning down his old high school, calling his opponents 'queers' and threatening to 'whip their ass,' doing the same to Paul Gallo, staring down JT and Dave, or the claims of grandeur. It's been the stuff of legends, let me tell you.
Anyway, thanks to all of you who've helped to make it a great two months. Let's continue to enjoy things as we head down the home stretch, and remember: No shenanigans.
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