One Month Anniversary

Well, here we are one month into this thing. Hopefully some people have been informed, and some people caught off guard, by the info posted here. We're two weeks away from this thing really heating up, folks. Get ready for some broadsides from Mr. Franks, and some real knee-slappers. Should the press actually cover him, and not just take press releases off his website (I'm holding my breath, too, dear readers), we'll be treated to a spectacle of a man doing a John Edwards impression with a Mike Gravel delivery. Yes, Jamie Franks is, at heart, John Edwards without the Breck Girl looks. Their schtick is so similar as to be scary. Let's do the Famous Tank Rundown: * Claims to childhood poverty while now living in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" home. * Made his fortune as a trial lawyer (you know, the kind that chase ambulances)-though Edwards was smart enough to quit when he was elected to public office. * Reliance on class warfare principles in campaigning. * Sniping at the heels of current top dog. * Promises smiles and sunshine if he gets elected. Ok, I made that up. Mostly. It's like he read "How Not to Get Elected President." Let's not even get into the reason Edwards is anyone in the Democratic party-he's got half a billion dollars and is really pretty. Jamie Franks Jr. has the money...I guess when you hang out with the Cholesterol Crew and a guy who sports a mullet, you look better by comparison.