Instead of a Local section, they should just print about 13 pages of "I Heart Snidely Whiplash." Why don't you guys get a freaking room? All that's left separating them from the typical Obamessiah supporter is swooning and chanting stupid self-help mantras. I guess they could do some fan portraits portraying him as the secular messiah.
At this point, Gene Phelps hasn't weighed in, but I'm expecting his article crediting the success of the Booneville High School football program to Travis Childers any day now.